
How’s your lockdown going?
How’s your lockdown going? I’m borderline depressed. So I don’t plan on ending my lockdown life … or doing anything…

Five lockdown whinges
These are my five reasons not to be cheerful. I share them hoping that by getting them off my chest, depression will lift. And if you recognise how yourself in these words, you’ll feel better too.

COVID-19: The end of gay life as we know it
Without human contact, we’ll retreat to darkened rooms only to emerge blinking into the light one week later, holding up an arthritic claw and declaring we’ve completed Pornhub.

Age before beauty
Age before beauty makes no sense. If our society valued growing old over looking young, magazines like Best would carry…
Weight loss – simply the BEST
Have you ever stumbled upon a magazine called ‘Best’? You’ll find it in every low-grade supermarket next to the crossword…