Ten bad things about me

British Writer Mo Fanning

noseI catch myself singing Lily Allen’s Air Balloon

I consider origami to be litter with good PR

It’s hard to read without editing in my head

I’ve never once sat through Titanic in one sitting, yet I’ve seen the whole film at least three times

I know I won’t win the lottery, but it’s still my Plan B

Despite being disappointed almost without exception, I still order from achica.com

Given the choice I’d opt out of paying for a pension and spend the money on sweets

If doctors decided cigarettes were good for you, I’d start smoking again

If I pass wind in the street, I pull a face to blame it on drains

I fake limp when getting off the bus after sitting in seats designated for older people – even when I’m the only passenger

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