I catch myself singing Lily Allen’s Air Balloon
I consider origami to be litter with good PR
It’s hard to read without editing in my head
I’ve never once sat through Titanic in one sitting, yet I’ve seen the whole film at least three times
I know I won’t win the lottery, but it’s still my Plan B
Despite being disappointed almost without exception, I still order from achica.com
Given the choice I’d opt out of paying for a pension and spend the money on sweets
If doctors decided cigarettes were good for you, I’d start smoking again
If I pass wind in the street, I pull a face to blame it on drains
I fake limp when getting off the bus after sitting in seats designated for older people – even when I’m the only passenger